Art Category

Oh Waiter? There’s A Boob In My Soup!

…I wound up putting her boobs IN the soup bowl because Facebook has given me sh** recently for (GASP!) nipples; yessssss….. for showing the dreaded nipple in a drawing or two. So thanks Zuckerberg! (No wonder kids are now saying Facebook is for “old people.”

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I wonder

Here is a cool dream-centric theory that I like. It seems like the bastard child of Native American spirituality and coo-coo bananas parallel universe theories. Yay!

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Waiting 4 The Man 2 Float By In the Water

Despite the title, This dream actually has nothing to do with Brian Williams. I dreamt it (and drew it) weeks ago. But I just finished coloring it today, and the scene reminded me of his quote about seeing a dead man float past his hotel room at the Ritz-Carlton in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. […]

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The Lady In Red (A Google-Search Gal That Inspired)

Those Mad Men minxes are all such delicate flowers (okay well maybe not Christina Hendricks, but …) No, ya know WHAT? Even SHE (crazy-sexy, gorgeous, towering inferno though she is) still has that delicate flower quality. YOU know what I’m talking about– she’s the “I never try too hard” girl. THAT’S what I mean by “delicate flower.” Dress size actually has very little to do with it. Even if I were a size zero I wouldn’t be a “delicate flower.”

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Renewable Pain – The Key To A Sustainable Future!

Today’s dream drawing features Tom Bolster, who cooked me a grilled hoagie roll, then morphed into Matt Scott, who offered to cook me two scrambled eggs, who then turned out (when I drew the dream) not to look like Tom or Matt, but Stirling Gardner, who must’ve been on my (subconscious) mind.

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Strained Glass Window

Stained glass windows are beautiful, to be sure, but (as far as functionality goes) they’re not ideal if you actually want to see what’s on the other side of them. Any “true” window knows enough to get out of the way and let you see who might be approaching outside the building, and get an […]

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Sated Sadie, Single Lady

One response to this dream drawing that has stayed with me is: “Cool, she can make lettuce with her cooch!”Yes, exactly what I was going for. Still, could he be onto something? I decided years ago that having children was not for me, but could I harbor some deep-seeded desire to give birth to a […]

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Technicolor Trifecta: 3 Dreams 4 U

I haven’t posted any dream drawings in a while, so I’m posting three at once. That’s just like me – to disappear quietly and then reappear days later with a flair and try to win back your trust and admiration by desperately overcompensating with lots of home-made presents- posting too much in one sitting. This […]

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Movies With My Eyes Closed – My Dreams Are My “Night Stories”

Decided to post three (yes, THREE!) dream drawings in one sitting tonight since I haven’t posted in a while. I have to say, it’s been a good stretch for my night-stories this week. (That’s kind of how I think of my dreams- as “night stories.” I also like the term “movies with my eyes closed”). […]

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This Won’t Hurt A Bit

(and other bull-shit we were told)

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