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I Pushed Too Hard On My Eyeball & 5 Dreams Popped Out

I was just trying to wash off some “walk of shame” mascara that should’ve been removed the night before and I guess I must’ve rubbed scrubbed a little too hard. (Who, me? Yeah. Me.) I’m a penitent scrubber. When I scrub my body clean I’m downright Catholic about it (and I’m not a practicing Catholic). […]

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